Wanted for Acts of: Cheeriness and chirping at dawn, crossing Canadian/U.S. Border without a passport, lawn trespassing, juicy worm theft.
Detailed Physical Description (Mr. R.O. Bin): Toothless, red/brown jacket, reddish shirt with no tie, white chin, pointed yellow lips and throat. Is bipedal.
Detailed Physical Description (Spousal Accomplice): To divert attention, attempts to dress in camouflage. I.e. dresses like a faded photograph of Mr. R.O. Bin.
Detailed Physical Description (Juvenile Accomplice): prefers speckled buff-brown shirts and pants. May exhibit bulging eyes at early age. In constant state of hunger.
What to do if found: Do not approach - flight risk. Report presence to James Audubon.
Reward: No financial reward is offered as I am cheep, cheep! Enjoy if found - Mr. R.O. Bin is a highly reliable harbinger of spring.